RPatz Shaves his head........OME!

In celebrity news on the radio coming home from work on Tuesday night I heard devastating news.....Robert Pattinson shaves head! I litterally gasped out loud....I was mortified, I straight away thought oh goddd nooo what about all the fantasies....they'd all have to be reconsidered now....they couldn't have me running my hands through his hair or grabbing a hold of it? What now? Do we have to resort to playful Nooogies? Ohhh that soo ain't the same! Oh and another thing I want you to stop and have a little think about all those delicious pics with is hands in his hair staring right at you through the ether with the "you want me face" they just make you wanna lick the screen don't they?.....his hair was his signature? No? We all loved his hair and loved it being there all "de-constructed" calling to you to slide it through your finger tips........*sniff sniff* now its gone.......

Let me take a breathe and adjust in my seat...so this is the first chance I've had since hearing the devasting news to jump on the net and look into this atrocity and well the first headline I come up with is: Robert Pattinson Tells Ellen "Terrible Infestation of Nits" Led Him to Cut His Hair.....NOOOOOO! Without having read anything else I'm like is this for real WTF how the hell does Rpatz get headlice? Seriously he's not in kindy or prep! Is he being funny or did he seriously get a bad case of the scratchies?? Straight away I think of this guy I dated who I thought was the best thing EVAAA, turns out he wasn't but he had nits too at one point and its grose! Wash your hair....or something just do what you need to do to get rid of them and don't let them keep breeding! (Blurghh I have a funny vomit taste in my mouth!)  Look I know that they are part of life and well lets face it we've all had them but how does it get to the point that its a TERRIBLE infestation? Makes me think the rumours about no wash wash hair hair MR Pattinson might be true??? 

So now I've had my rant I've read on and it turns out that he did it for the new movie that he's in with Reese Witherspoon, Water for Elephants! Phew I am more than happy with this but I'm not sure I'm digging the new look...what do yo think? Bit school boyish? Heres hoping that he grows it back in time for Breaking Dawn.....we don't need anymore wigs on that set!!!!